* mother fuckin flip wizard /

“look, i don’t understand what’s wrong with having a fire type gym. you can’t break conventions of the game until you’re part of the final four, hera.” 

“no no no, there’s nothing wrong with fire types, finn,” she leans forward and taps her torkoal card pointedly, “fire types are pretty banger, but they’re nothing against water types. this is why variety is key in any game, this is the conundrum that we find ourselves in.”

“Look at that mysterious figure emerging from the fog.” “What do you think it is?” “We’re alone on the beach.” “I’m very, very sorry to tell you this…” “How fascinating.” “Killing us would do him/her no good.” “I don’t think it’s going to help us anyway.” “If I were you, I’d start acting a little nicer."  “I was just thinking how much I wanted to see your pretty face.” “I can’t believe how easily I was tricked.” “It’s taken me a lifetime to put together.” “They wouldn’t want us to be miserable.” “I hate losing my train of thought.” “It must have fallen from the window.” “She/He’s dead?” “Accidents happen all the time.” “I was just surprised.” “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.” “That scream is absolutely fake.” “You were lying!” “You can’t believe everything you read.” “I would rather eat dirt.” “You are being unbearable, with a U.” “And you are being stupid, with an S.” “We can’t go there.” “Nothing you can say will change my mind.” “I don’t have time to argue with you!” “You mean you never talk to him/her?” “Whatever happened to you?” “I’m having trouble remembering things.” “You look just alike.” “Now please go away.” “But that can’t be.” “I haven’t figured out a thing.” “Let’s go right this minute.” “Nothing will go wrong this time.”