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☾ ⋆˚࿔ Moon Drunk Monster

1, 2, 3, 4 stars...

About Me:

✮⋆˙ Name: Matty ✮⋆˙ Age: 15 ✮⋆˙ Birthday: 30/06 ✮⋆˙ Pronouns: She/Her (Still Figuring Stuff Out) ✮⋆˙ Gender: What Is Gender? 😭 (AFAB tho) ✮⋆˙ Sexuality: Lesbian ✮⋆˙ Relationship Status: Finally Out Of The Situationship! ✮⋆˙ Languages: French, English

☾ ⋆˚࿔ Beautiful And Strange

☾ ⋆˚࿔ Howl Your Melancholy Question

5, 6, 7, 8 stars...

TV Shows/Movies/Books:

✮⋆˙ Heated Rivalry ✮⋆˙ Heartstopper ✮⋆˙ Young Royals ✮⋆˙ Arcane ✮⋆˙ The Umbrella Academy ✮⋆˙ The Hunger Games ✮⋆˙ Solitaire ✮⋆˙ A Good Girl's Guide To Murder ✮⋆˙ Red, White and Royal Blue ✮⋆˙ The Fault In Our Stars

☾ ⋆˚࿔ And Tell Me

☾ ⋆˚࿔ Which You Dread More

9, 10, 11, 12 stars...

Music:

✮⋆˙ Reneé Rapp ✮⋆˙ Conan Gray ✮⋆˙ Taylor Swift ✮⋆˙ Billie Eilish ✮⋆˙ Maneskin ✮⋆˙ Girl In Red ✮⋆˙ Cavetown ✮⋆˙ The Neighbourhood ✮⋆˙ Baby Queen ✮⋆˙ Djo

☾ ⋆˚࿔ The Echo Or The Answer

DNI: homophobe, sexist, bigot, old fuck, creepy, idk just be nice and normal

#Poem Is “Moon Drunk Monster” By @shminsington On Twitter (X)

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throwback to the legendary creation of what became a family meme! There are three characters in this story, me, my dad and my dad's goddaughter who is like a sister to me (we will call her Maria because that is absolutely not her name). All three of us were in London for a few days and we had like a small apartment (well actually it was one big bedroom and then a shared bathroom). Let me set the scene, there are three beds, Maria and I took the two close to each other in one corner and my dad took the other one. My dad had just gone and talked to the owner and he was telling us about him. When he said he was from Pakistan I immediately thought of someone I had been studying in school recently so I said "oh does he know Malala Yousafzai?" and my dad laughed a little bit. Cue Maria, looking kinda confused, "Who is Allison Son?".

Yeah, she heard that, couldn't be any farther from what I said, right? Well to this day that stubborn child (she's older than me) still believes firmly that I did not say "Malala Yousafzai" but indeed "Allison Son".

Now whenever we want to bother her we just tell her to go talk to Allison Son.

#funny #funny memes #funny shit #meme #jokes #humor #haha #lol #family

Okay story time ig. So the other day my dad's girlfriend was staying over at our apartment. Mind you there are three bedrooms, two are at one end of the long hallway and the other is at the other end meaning that from my bedroom I can't hear what's going on in the third bedroom at the other side of the apartment. Anyway, my dad's bedroom and mine are on the same end of the hallway and he and his girlfriend usually sleep there. That night we got home around midnight and I was exhausted so I went to bed quickly and fell asleep as quickly, the next morning I realized that they weren't in my dad's bedroom just across from mine but in the third bedroom. My first though was obviously that they wanted to fuck without me hearing (thank god it worked and I didn't hear a thing) but the funniest thing was going to be how my dad would justify that they slept in the third bedroom! So I giggled by myself waiting for them to wake up and during the day I casually mentioned that they slept in the third bedroom and I don't exactly remember my dad's response but it was either "she had a cough and we didn't want you to hear" or "she had a cough and we didn't want to wake you up", of course I couldn't not answer "yeah, right" and then I left. About 10 seconds later I hear her laugh so I guess he told her I was onto them.

What's even funnier is that I had a cough and she was perfectly fine so the whole story is very ridiculous.

#in about ten years I will tell this story at their wedding #maybe #funny #meme #family #parents #boundaries #divorced dad core #i love them anyway #i have no idea how to tag this tho

scissorspider

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

persephonesidekick

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

runecestershire

So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.

motherfuckingshakespeare

I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop

daimonie

i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story

if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

no-one-offical

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totally-cis-offical

I really love this view of tragedies

do-not-u-dare

holy shit more tumblr literature stuff

tired-shipper

thinking about how my life would be if i hadn't impulsively made a tumblr account last august and i have come to the conclusion that i'd be hating myself in silence

i'm hating myself now too of course but at least i'm doing it with conan gray's music playing in the background

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uni-vent

gender is weird

printer-reads-505

I’m bored guess the song that’s stuck in my head Rn

Stomp stomp clap

stomp stomp clap

thatpigeongirl

*big inhale*

BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY-

printer-reads-505

*wipes tears proudly*

THATS MY CHILD

thatpigeongirl

*gasp* mama? is that you? or papa?

printer-reads-505

Tis I ! Mama who you told me that you just killed a man

thatpigeongirl

But don't cry mama! I didn't mean to make you cry!!

#gasp #ive been adopted #yayyyyy #im not an orphan anymoreeeeee

printer-reads-505

I’m bored guess the song that’s stuck in my head Rn

Stomp stomp clap

stomp stomp clap

thatpigeongirl

*big inhale*

BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY-

printer-reads-505

*wipes tears proudly*

THATS MY CHILD

thatpigeongirl

*gasp* mama? is that you? or papa?

printer-reads-505

I’m bored guess the song that’s stuck in my head Rn

Stomp stomp clap

stomp stomp clap

thatpigeongirl

*big inhale*

BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY-

thecolabubble

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

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shanehollandergirl

ILYAWEEK DAY 3, favorite quote: heated rivalry, chapter 27

griefbespoke

rose landry gets cast as the lead in a film that's basically a lesbian version of heated rivalry, and she immediately tries to find a way to bring shane in as a hockey advisor but there's just no way he can make the time commitment. he can (and does!) help her with her skating in the off-season, but most of his year is tied up in hockey. so she asks if he knows anyone who might be interested in the gig, or if he has any recommendations, and it turns out that he does. it turns out that his boyfriend's childhood best friend knows everything there is to know about hockey, actually, and she is more than happy to point that out to you in great detail, and do you want me to pass along her number???

and rose does. she really, really does.

man-offical

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

imightbeafaerie-official-offical

1. Soup 😋

2. 3:30am

3. 12:10pm

4. No ❤️

5. Yes 😅

6. Women, duh. They're ethereal 🥹

7. Orange. Most shades

@burning-britain-official @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @zeta-finnish @coffee--spill @the-grim-reaper-offical

lazy-n

1) Fries

2) 2am

3) 9am (unsure why)

4) Absolutely not

5) Yes. Regularly. I have so many.

6) Enbies (Nonbinary)

7) Construction Orange

Once more I am opening the tags ‘cause I just… don’t tag peeps that much and am not sure who would have fun with it

certifiedlohenglazer

I wish to be involved

1) potato :3

2) I have not slept

3) I have been awake all night

4) sometimes I go non verbal idk if that counts

5) yes. All 14 of them.

6) women

7) anything neon

@draculasgaycousincountfaggula @cosmic-almonds @no1purelilyshipper @kage-meows-around

no1purelilyshipper

1. Jewels crispy chocolate 😍😍😍😍

2. 01:28 am

3. 06:18 am

4. No

5. Cough yes👍

6. Idk non binaries

7. Hot pink

@a3dsunny @zukilemon

a3dsunny

1. Dosa

2. 10 pm

3. 4 am

4. NEVER >:D

5. ..yes

6. All of em

7. A VERY BRIGHT CYAN.

@rugwollseif @roxie-cozyspace @h0ll0wtr33 @sillyfpefan2 @astris-asteroid @amythelazyartist

roxie-cozyspace

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𖤓 » My list for this game :

Watermelon, just a slide

12am or something, I honestly forgot-

I don't know, like 9pm-?

Only when I am talking to people but when I am alone, I talk to myself a lot — it mostly so I can organize my thoughts and my universes + aus lore and online

Yes I do, I switch between my plushies that I sleep with when I want to use a different one. I am sleeping with my raccoon plushie, right now

Nonbinarys and neopronouns since I use them most for my characters but I like them all still

Mustard yellow

𖤓 » @rugwollseif @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @coffee--spill @ashyd-shy @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @toastpostsig @art-hammer-certified @sewing-threatx3 @randomartist-draws-stuff @spawnbuddy-kee @faded-cosmos @tztwink @fuckthat-star-guardian @the-watcher-of-nothing @wild-magic-anon @m4sked-an0n @lazy-n + open tags

❀•°•═════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ═════•°•❀

fay-offical

Yippeee tag game:3

1. spicy noodles:P

2. .... 4 am I think?

3. Like 12 pm 😔

4. Yes and no if I like you then you can't get rid of me outside of that I barely talk

5. Yes. Many of them.

6. Hmmmm gender apathetic. they fr don't care so chill.

7. Orange. Eugh.

Tagssss

@mind-gayer-official @banana-milk-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @scissors-official @burning-britain-official + open tags

banana-milk-offical

goodbye :]

uh dumplings it wasnt good :((

2. around 11:30

3. 4:45 am (reminder that not only is not getting sleep bad, it's also bad to get too much sleep so dont drain yourselves guys)

4. well i shut left if that counts

5. i want to. i want a plushie of my wife. caine from amazing digital circus. i want him. i miss him. i will tear you all to pieces and dig my bloody hands in my eyes like a maniac and

6. none. i do not fit into the Gender so clearly i am superior

7. uhh im actually not sure about this one but i guess dark yellow?? i mean it looks good in outfits but i just choose randomly 🤷‍♂️

@dying-pen-offical @writer-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @mike-wheeler-offical and you. yes you. the one whos reading this post right now.

dying-pen-offical

1. Lasagna.

2. 12:30ish?

3. 6:30ish kinda.

5. Sometimes.

6. None.

7. Orange.

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 + anyone else? Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry and only saw this now. :(

sacabambaspis-offical

Thanks for the tagg

1. Homemade fries with McDonalds cheese dip

2.IDK maybe around 10?

3. 8 on the dot

4. Prolly if my Social Battery is that low

5. Duh, got my large boba, Vaperon and Hatsune mik

6. What’s a gender/j

7. All the colours of the rainbow are good

@killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @aciddbandyeentrio @im-bad-at-names-okay @ieatmacbooks @arson-the-artificer-offical @when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns @singapore-offical @stawpicouldadroppedmacroissant @snail-offical @tiresiasdaughterofhades @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @s7nnydrop-flower @inv3stigat0r + anyone I missed and open tags

ieatmacbooks

Mango juice and egg fried rice

I didn't sleep last night

If I didn't sleep I couldn't wake up u bomboclat

No unless social anxiety

....Yes

Gender? Isn't that the army rank?

The colour of the shit I took last night

@moonlitvomit, @when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns, @toulousesparkle, @roseenby, @eeveesartsnstuff, @sk3tchyaliway27 +open tags

toulousesparkle

1. PIZZA (love pizza eheh)

2. Ig 1:30 more or less

3. 8:57 (if I'm not wrong)

4. I am very talkative but when I'm sad or in a bad anxiety/panic attack I'll shut up myself

5. Ehm... always... with all of them

6. Idk i think that everyone of them are really cool

7. I love all the color i know i can't think of a color I don't like

@moonlitvomit @metrix098 + tags im really lazy

biromantic-mango-stuff

1. kinder bar

2. 23:00 ish

3. 7:45 am

4. always

5. YES!!

6. I love women I am a woman and I LOVE them

7. red maybe or orange I'm not rly sure

@thatpigeongirl @chr0nically-b0red @waitingonabook + anyone else who wants to

thatpigeongirl

thank youuuu

kitkat (like 1.5 sec ago)

10:00pm ish

5:45am 😩

why not

depends

✨woman✨

mustard 🤢

open tags cuz i'm a lazy bitch

samehere-onlyone

Shane really goes through every emotion known to humankind during this conversation. 😄

satan-offical

*trains your gender*

satan-offical

fuck wait I meant trans oh man

thatpigeongirl

somebody plz photoshop the "how to train your dragon" movie poster

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thollandss-deactivated20231215

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

cabinthreeproblems

@beanzdabean @girlyimsotired @cryptidofthewest @vickysnowpawz @bardorsomethinglikethat @ieatgoobers @scionofthedaelkyr @solangelo-s-epic-daughter @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @impisback-tellafriend @v4mp1r3enthus1a5t666 @very-gay-poet @cocothesilkmothjellyfish @nicothehalfblood @meerman28 @subtletwilighteternity +all moots and friends :)

subtletwilighteternity

Omg!! Tysm!!

@fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme, @cosmic-entity-official, @tied-to-the-mast, @causalshapeshifter, @artemisiamasterofnone, @duckinpink+many more that I can't think of rn

artemisiamasterofnone

hugs for all!!

@soil-clown @obsessivebookwormalert @jacksfoxevangeline @flyerguardian @chocymilkmilo @aquaphilicbibliophile etc etc

chocymilknotmilo

@privygrid @low-birdmask @the-blog-that-screws-up

@the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager @artemisiarising

@obsessivebookwormalert (yes I know you were akeeadt tagged but I would also like to hug you) @h1v3wing @alastorscuntologydegree

@aquemm @birdnerdlol @ebulatheduck @queryoh @killer-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @mooshroomdicktator

I don’t think I have forgotten anyone. Also if you don’t like hugs then you can have a high five.

the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager

@chocymilkmilo thanks for the hug🫂

@aash-the-fucking-question-mark @its-me-kassy @number1wifemisser @lasttoleavetheparty @celestialastronmy

aash-the-fucking-question-mark

Awwww yayayayay thank u i needed it

@marauding-almond @callmegayandgrunge2 @kiraandhervibes @ijustwantedtoscroll and all my mootsss!!

callmegayandgrunge2

aawwwww thank you!!!!!

@printer-reads-505 @the-bugman333 @jadiewilson2013 @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m

jadiewilson2013

OMG TYSMMM<33

@callmegayandgrunge2 @mayawithany @were-lonely-dancers @im-a-eagle @sageberry-19 @ch-cherryhair @thatpigeongirl @evermoreemily @lotions-potions-and-notions @lynn-is-definitely-sane @bookworm-fangirl1 + OPEN TAGSSS <333

thatpigeongirl

thank youuuu!!! hug for u too!! :D :D

moots + open tags cuz I'm lazy