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Other sevens in Harry Potter:

7 years at Hogwarts

7 floors of Hogwarts

7 galleons for a wand

7 positions in quidditch

7 tasks in the Sorceror’s Stone

7 potions in task 6

7 Weasley children

Ginny is the 1st Weasley girl in 7 generations.

Gryffindor beats Slytherin for the house cup for the first time in 7 years in the Sorceror’s Stone

7 books Gilderoy Lockhart requires for DADA (CoS)

7 muggles see Harry and Ron fly the car (CoS)

7 days of Aunt Marge (PoA)

Arthur Weasley wins 700 galleons (PoA).

7 tear drops on Hagrid’s letter to Hermione (PoA).

7 people in the Shrieking Shack (PoA): Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and Pettigrew.

Voldemort killed Frank Bryce who was 77 to make the 7th horcrux.

7 locks on Moody’s trunk (GoF)

Dobby has 7 socks (GoF)

Unicorns don’t turn pure white until they’re 7 years old. (GoF)

Harry was “born as the 7th month dies…” (OotP)

7 memories of Tom Riddle (HBP)

Harry and Ron get 7 O.W.L.s each (HBP)

7DADA teachers

7 questions Bellatrix asks Severus in Spinner’s End

7 Harry Potters with 7 Order members

7 races in the wizarding world: Human, Giant, Goblin, Centaur, Elf, Werewolf, Veela

There are 142 stairs at Hogwarts which adds to 7 (1+4+2=7)

Cleansweep 7

Gryffindor Tower is located on the 7th floor

Nicholas Flamel and his wife have 7 years age difference

7 hidden passageways out of Hogwarts on the Marauders’ Map

Flitwick’s office (where Sirius is locked in PoA) is on the 7th floor

700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch.

The Tri-Wizard Tournament was first established 700 years before it’s appearance in the GoF.

Fred and George charge 7 sickles for a canary cream

Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances

The Room of Requirement, used for DA meetings, is on the 7th floor. (OotP)

Cormac McLaggen’s mother was married 7 times. (HBP)

7 death eaters at the tower in HBP: Draco, Fenrir, Amycus, Alecto, tall blond, Snape, Gibbon as well as 7 members of the Order and the DA: McGonagall, Tonks, Lupin, Neville, Ginny, Hermione, Ron

Lily began going out with James in their 7th year at Hogwarts

The prophecy is in row 97 in the Department of Mysteries

There are 7 Animagi registered with the Improper Use of Magic Office

Quidditch Pong Is The Most Magical Option In Drinking Games

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter, Hermione Giggler, and Ron Wheezing, in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.