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Your knowledge retention doesn't suck because mobile phones have fried your brain, your knowledge retention sucks because you're wiki-diving at 3:30 AM on a Tuesday and haven't slept in 36 hours.

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hachama

parme-san

it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything

#when I refuse to die #people will be telling me #just die already #but I was always the kid who was sent to bed early #and had to listen to everyone else have fun late into the night #yall bitches aren’t getting rid of me #my fomo will reach beyond the confines of space and time #I will outlive the universe

miiilowo

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

fallingtowers

"wise master," said the student, "how can i attain greatness at posting?"

"simple," replied the master. "through patience and long practice."

"but master," said the student, bursting out with impatience, "every time i go online i see people my age getting 50k notes, 100k notes!"

the master chuckled. "the self-assuredness of the 22-year-old lends itself well to the occasional callow foray into posting, it's true. but for posts of true substance, one must turn to the mentally ill 30-something tgirls. observe."

she pulled up a post on her phone. the student peered at it. he did not laugh. he said, "but master -- this post only has 12 notes. and it's not even funny."

"kill yourself," said the master.

onegaycrimelord

Op clearly Learning from this master

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you learned from this master

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marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

willgrahamscock

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

moldbreakfast

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

r4bbitmorgue

To be loved is to be changed

rat-detector

homunculus-argument

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

bonivers

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

bonivers

raptorofwar

mark-the-snark

#as much as I’m for ‘shorter seasons = better writing’#I still stand for the fact that old series with like #24 episodes #and a billion seasons #were peak television #because tell me why we have four episodes of a season #and then the next week the show maker goes #you aren’t getting another season despite the fact we told you! Gotcha!#like no wonder we still have fandoms about 2000s shows stating strong #whilst so many new shows don’t have the same following

homunculus-argument

Online friendship is seeing that your buddy sent you a discord message saying "free horse corpse" at 4:43 am, and needing to process what the fuck that means before putting together that they were replying to something you sent them at 7:30 pm yesterday.

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shortvideosandstuff

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

werewarg

IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG

bogleech

you’re not thinking big enough

make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America

grandegarlic-deactivated2020120

please calm down satan

#just the us?#why not the world?

homunculus-argument

Another fantasy trope story:

A story where a prominent prophesy very clearly states that this specific important thing Must Be Done by the firstborn of one specific guy. So three young heroes head out to fix this: This Guy's official firstborn heir, his bastard he didn't even know about before getting married, and his unofficially adopted orphan kid who just started living with him at some point, who is the oldest of the three so technically speaking is still the one who was born first. And all three must go because while the meaning of the prophesy itself is very clear, it's an utter mystery to everyone which one of them counts as their father's firstborn.

its-funnytwittertweets

weirdly-specific-but-ok

I just leave keysmashes sometimes in utter broken joy

nem23

eggblackoutpoetry

“egg egg”

paper-mario-wiki

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

paper-mario-wiki

i threw poison in the water and the koi fish started fighting to see who could proudly gulp down the most

miniature-elvis

woah mama yeah they sure can be annoying. luckily I dont register on their radars due to my lil size

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Reblog if you dont register on their radars due to your lil size

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eklmrlos

please just 90 minutes of them cuddling and being in love

iphigeniacomplex

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

iphigeniacomplex

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

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