How to be respected by the creeps in the slendermansion.
If you're planning to become a proxy or live in the slendermansion, you can't go there without knowing how to earn respect, in the end a good first impression is extremely important.
Don't play loud music during sleep time. (Killers need sleep too, respect their rest.)
Take a piss in the water tank. (By doing this everyone that drink the Manor's water will have a bit of you inside of them, and they'll respect you for that.)
Beat Jeff's ass. (it will show that you're not a Jeff's fangirl, which will automatically make everyone respect you.)
ring the doorbell every two minutes. (To see if that thing is working well)
Sleep at any bedroom. (everything is the same shit, everyone just use them to sleep and wake up next morning or night)
Watch your favorite series at the max volume in the TV. (everyone will know you have a nice taste and will respect you,)
Wander naked around the manor. (This will show you already feel at home and earn you respect)
shit on the side of the toilet. (You are marking territory)
Show your dick to Slenderman. (he'll see that you're a man and will automatically respect you, not just him but the whole manor)
Kick smile dog every time you see him. (Some dogs have an alpha extinct, show him who the true alpha is.)
Pull down Slenderman's pants. (he'll see you have a good sense of humor and will like you)
Steal the creeps things. (no one have the courage to do this and the creepypastas respect brave people)
When leaving for killing, pick up any weapon you see. (there's so many weapons in that manor, one less won't be missing)
pierce everyone's condoms (the creeps are completely horn dogs, and when you do this they'll stop having sex every time and do more useful things ((such as raising children)))
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