The Animators Shade Room - The Last One Actually
(Inspired by ParoDeez and The Legends Panel)
DISCLAIMER: Contains mature language. This is all just jokes. Please don’t take any of this seriously.
J.G. : Heyo! Regular Show: Lost Tapes is out! OOOOOOH!
Dana: Once again, bitches scrappin’ the past to stay relevant. Now Rebecca Paprika and CaseOh, y’all were talking shit last time, yet the Elephant made no noise and it’s off HBO Max.
Dana: Exactly! Gagged you hoes! Not to mention the Owl House graphic novel coming soon and a Gravity Falls art book? You hoes can’t touch us! Come for me again and you will be forever humbled. It’s not about trolling. It’s about a message. It’s about independence. It’s Indie Season and we eating y’all up!
Seth: The only thing y’all eating is a Lunchables PB and J with a fruit rollup.
Daniel: Ronald McFarlane, can you not talk down the young generation for once? You may never know what wonders will come from them. Like me and my movie Hoppers.
Brad: Darling, no one watched that Disney Junior slop. They didn’t even stream it. They will be streaming Ray Gunn though.
Daniel: All 50 millennials that know of it through Twitter and an animation subreddit.
Brad: Daniel Chop, stop being bitter that no one saw Angry Beavers from Temu.
Vivienne: Can you bitches just f*ck each other's holes already?
Dana: Icky Vicky Medrano, no one was talking to you. Now be quiet. The adults are talking.
Vivienne: F*ck you, you c*ck-sucking bitch!
Gooseworx: Does the pop in VivziePop stands for popping a cap in yo ass? Cuz that’s what I’m finna do if you don’t take yo 8th grade dropout ass back to the kiddie table and wait for your dad to return back with the milk!
Gooseworx: That’s what I thought!
Dana: GOOSE! MY GIRL! You still need that blunt?
Gooseworx: Bitch, I need 17 blunts and a margarita.
Seth: Damn, kid. What are you going through?
Gooseworx: Hell. This is what happens when your fans are a bunch of nose-bleeds that suck away your joy of making a cartoon.
Pendleton: Damn, girl. You need a hug?
Gooseworx: I don’t want to be crushed. Also, you look like you smell like Doritos. Thanks tho.
Seth: HA-HAAAAAAAA! How does it feel that you snowflakes are now on the end of the stick? And Dana Termite, you ain’t off the hook either! Wanted to throw shade at Ted: The Series not too long ago when Season Two turned out to be a viral success! Your little YouTube cartoon isn’t even making a whisper compared to my shit!
Dana: Sir, ain’t you making an animated Ted series as well as a Stewie spin-off?
Seth: Yeah. What about it?
Dana: *sighs* Originality is actually dead.
J.G.: Bro, how the hell do we now have two Simpsons movies, a South Park movie, a Beavis and Butthead movie, a damn Bob’s Burgers movie, and now an upcoming RICK & MORTY movie before we have a Family Guy movie?! Make it make sense!
Gooseworx: I say keep it. The whole theater will walk out on the fifth cutaway.
Seth: Now I can’t even counter that. Got me right there.
Dana: HA-HAAAAAA! Indie Season, BAYBEE!
Rebecca: You cheerin’, hoopin’, and hollerin’, but you’ll never have the same impact you have as me.
Dana: Girl, shut up! Keep singing your songs about the power of love and eating sourdough bread or some shit. Don’t know why I was threatened by you before. My mistake. You have the bite of a puppy.
Rebecca: Okay. Okay. Keep this same energy when my Moomins film comes out and I put the culture in a chokehold.
Alex: No, I’m sure you’ll put the culture to sleep.
Dana: HA HA HAAAAAAAAA! Good one, babe.
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