mikrokosmos

You ever arrive somewhere in real life and just be like wow I'm way too under-leveled for this

i know i am in my twenties but respectfully nobody i went to high school with should be getting married. it stresses me out. we r only twelve yrs old

lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams

as a European, garbage disposals are so scary. you guys just have a beast with knives for teeth living in your sink and act like its nothing

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

fresh bread is honestly one of the biggest reason to be alive in this ugly world

your body deserves respect in its current form, whatever that form is. it deserves love and care and softness and food and fresh air and comfortable clothing, now. not once you’ve lost 10 pounds. not once you’ve cleared your skin. not once you’ve attained whatever body goal you’ve convinced yourself will bring you body confidence and happiness. you deserve comfort, NOW. 

50% of my music taste is just one song I rewind 896 times until I get sick of it

It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out