blood is poison

Shayna cracked a smile, chuckling again, seeing as a giggle sounded way too strange. “I know, I’m just taking the chance to admit everything before I go back to being a shy little girl.” She stepped back, biting her lower lip. “It’s really disturbing..” Trailing off, she looked around before looking back down at him. “That, and for some reason, being a guy makes me really touchy and it’s strange. I now know why guys are perverts.”

Thane frowned at her last comment. "Not all are like that, I'm not a pervert. I always make sure not to do anything- too rash?" he says and when he thinks about it- he's kind of the guy who pushes the girl up against the wall. Maybe he should stop that now knowing how it is being the girl, not experiencing it, but knowing about it. "So, how long will this last?" he said and crossed his arms over his chest, finding the boobs to be in the way. "I can't even fold my arms properly." he mumbled to himself in frustration.

"I honestly can’t think of anything else it could be - that’s how I normally feel at any rate." She said with a shrug, finally allowing herself a flicker of a smile at the other’s expense. The sheer panic she could sense coming from Thane was pretty damn funny. Miri leveled an incredulous look at him, "Uh, no one? Sadly you’ve got to ride out the storm until it wears off. No one knows when that’ll be either." She rolled her eyes, gesturing a hand along herself vaguely, "This ain’t my first rodeo as a dude, I was born male. This is all old news to me - I’ve missed having a dick. Even if I do miss my boobs."

Thane raised his eyebrows at that and then he frowned. The whole part where Miri was born a dude, made him rather angious. He'd had dirty thoughts about her- hadn't he? He wasn't gonna say anything about that of course but knowing she'd been a dude first, well it put things into perspective. "Well I have only ever been a dude." he commented back and was surprised by everything. He had no idea how to handle this and now that he couldn't kill to fix it? Well, he had to learn how to live with it. "Fine.. I'll survive this somehow." he said more to himself than to miri.

Shayna nodded her head, waving her hand in order to gesture for the male to continue. She knew he was observant, and right now, she wanted to hear everything. She was too enthusiastic with this entire gender switch-up. “Your ass is okay. Your chest I can admit to. I’m sure of myself all the time. That, and you forget the fact that almost every time we’re around each other, I consistently look at your lips because I always wish that you’d kiss me.” She lowered her head, pressing their foreheads together. “I see being a female makes you all flustered. It seems like the roles were reversed, huh?”

Thane had no idea how to react to that. She'd taken notice of everything like he did with her. He wasn't going to admit to it though, that wasn't in his nature at all. This felt so strange, so out of place and everything and yet- he knew it was Shayna. "I don't like this situation at all, you're taller than me." he murmured as if he was a five year old kid who didn't get his candy. He wasn't in one of his moods, in fact he was improving on those since he'd gotten into St.Deveraux and he had no idea how that had happened or when. When Shayna took her forhead to his he looked down, not wanting to meet her eyes. "This is disturbing." he whispered as he was not sure how to handle this at all.

Tyler stared at him closely. “I’ll admit, you’re not half bad looking but lets not go down that road. Okay, got it? Good.” He moved his hands fluently in front of him, nodding his head. “You don’t know what witches. The student witches here are pretty enraged themselves. So I heard.” He stared at him closely, snickering. “Are you going to cut it off, I mean, you couldn’t pull off a buzz cut unless you want to put yourself off as a raging lesbian—but that wouldn’t matter, I don’t even know what I’m saying.” He shook his head, pausing for a second. “I have, actually. It’s not the same. I mean, like  " He didn’t know how to explain it.

Thane had a look of horror upon his face as Tyler explained it. "stop. We're not crossing that line either." he said quickly and knew that he had to calm himself down. If Tyler could do the woman thing, well- then he should too? "Alright, so everyone is affected and we can't do shit.. Alright." he said letting out a small breath as he ruffled his hair trying to look girly. "We just gotta, adapt right? I've done that for 300 years, I can do it as a woman too." he nodded to himself, completely confused.

Miri had to bite her bottom lip to stifle her own laugh, he’d looked so surprised by that, she wondered if he really had any idea how adora- amusing this was for her. “Wow, way to make a girl feel respected.” She sighed, rolling her eyes at him, before narrowing them playfully, “Well, based off that terrible description, I’d say you were getting a little excited. If you know what I mean.” It was almost killing her not to snort at the situation.

Thane frowned and held his hands to his stomach as Miri decided to declaire what was going on. His eyes shot up to hers and his head shook. "No. No way, I did not get excited.. not at all." he shook his head some more before raising his hands up and clutching them to his head. "Who do I need to kill to make this stop?!" He said in frustration turning to Miri who seemed unharmed by the whole situation. "Why the fuck are you so calm?" he asked in desperation.

"Oh. Well, um. I thought you were comparing your boobs to mine.. which made me competitive because I have wonderful boobs." Shayna shifted, chuckling. Once he retorted in a way that basically meant he didn’t want to kiss her, her jaw dropped slightly. "You, myself, the whole world!" She flailed, stepping closer. "Is that a higher voice I hear? Does Mr. Thaney Whaney think I’m sexy? I knew it. I see where your eyes go when I’m around. Mhm. I’m observant." She was just reveling in this.

Thane wanted to rip her head off, to take that smug grin off the male face she was carrying. To be quite honest- He didn't see Shayna as he usually did and that made him unstable, but then again- he looked like a fucking girl. "Oh yeah? Well I'm observant too." he said in a calmer voice, taking a step closer to her this time, feeling completely idiotic because she was now taller than him so he had to look up. Pathetic. "I've seen you look at my ass everytime I leave you.. I've also noticed how you couldn't take your eyes away from my chest when we where at the carnival so Shayna, don't be too sure of yourself." he murmured standing way too close. 

Tyler laughed but it was more like a repetitive giggle, his hand going to his face at his expression. “Wow.” He repeated, shaking his head from side to side. At least he wasn’t ugly, he’d probably laugh in his face if he was. The guy made a decent woman, but he wasn’t into that. “Witches, buddy. They’re catty little things and they’re probably sitting back and laughing.” He shook his head. “You’re a little green.”

Thane looked at Tyler and shook his head. "Yeah I just found you attractive which really makes me want to vomit." he said blinking a few times covering up his mouth. "Witches huh? I wouldn't mind going on a witch hunt right now then." he mumbled to himself as he walked over to the mirror trying to get his fingers through his hair. "How the fuck do they handle all this shit!?" he blinked a few times turning back to Tyler. "have you tried using the bathroom yet?" he said in a more calm voice, knowing this was a subject- neither wanted to talk about. "I am not prepared for that." his voice shook as he was actually- afraid.

Shayna stared at him closely. “That was the point.” She teased, crossing her arms over her chest. “That’s all? Boobs? Your boobs are nothing compared to what mine are - or.. were. 30C, ha. You’re a solid B.” She purposely poked the male right on the chest, quirking a brow. Oh. Oh. Sexier than her usual self. “Yeah? Well see if I ever kiss you again. You did just say way more sexy, though, which means you think I’m sexy, so.”

"I just said these things-" he said and made circles around his boobs again. "Are annoying pluss, who said I like them bigger?" he shrugged just saying things to annoy Shayna and bring her down now that she more or less had the upper hand. "Who said I want you to kiss me?" he fired back, more or less regreting it the second he said it. Sure, he wasn't positive to kissing her now, but he'd wanted it the last time. "That's putting words in my mouth!" He said with a higher voice at her comment about him calling her sexy.

Miri held up her hands in surrender at the look he shot her, pursing her lips in an attempt to hold back a smile, “That’s fine - I don’t need the confirmation.” She ran eyes over the changes to Thane, smirking briefly flashing across her face, “Not gonna argue with you there buddy, you make a fine specimen of the female race.”

Thane smirked at Miri's comment about his girl self. "I know." he said with confidence and for some reason felt a small giggle escape his lips. He was quick to cover them and frown. "what the fuck.." he murmured and as if that wasn't enough, it seemed like his lower stomach was- having what they call butterflies? "I have no idea what's happening, but since you're normally a woman- why do I feel cribbles in my lower stomach?" he shot a helpless frustrated look in Miri's direction.

Shayna gasped, rubbing her shoulder. Well, that was rude. “Woman abuse. I’m still a girl. I’m just a hot guy - a guy that is way hotter than your normal self, if I may say so myself.” She grinned confidently. “Why are you so mad, anyway?” She questioned, ruffling up the males long locks purposely.

Thane raised his eyebrows as she said she looked hotter than his usual self was. "Now that is putting my self-esteem down." he said quickly with a rather annoyed tone. "Well firstly, I've got boobs." He said and took both his hands on each one looking at Shayna. "I actually prefer myself over a woman and by the way- I'm way hotter than the male you, I'm actually stunning in my male body and if we're gonna argue about this-" he said and looked in the mirror once more at himself before turning smugly to Shayna. "I'm way more sexy than your usual you."

Tyler watched him in amusement, brows raised as he outbursted. “How the fuck didn’t you notice, Thane? I woke up and instantly saw boobs on my chest and notice this long, flowing mane trying to strangle me. Wow.”

Thane took his hands out and made a face at Tyler. "I fucking just woke up!?" He said in frustration, not understanding the curves in front on his chest- the long hair and the whole fucking thing about being a woman. "How the hell did this happen?" he said blinking at Thane who looked like a completely unknown woman- who didn't look too bad? Thane shook his head and realized he'd just found Tyler hot. He needed a bucket to puke in.

"Hey there, sweet thang."

Thane turned to the voice to find a guy standing there and for some reason- he was pretty sure it was Shayna. he frowned heavily before he walked over and punched her lightly in the shoulder. "Not only disturbing my sleep but they made you turn into a dude too!?" he more or less yelled in anger of the whole situation. He didn't like it.

"Alright, alright I get the point - no need to turn the sass to 100. Though I wouldn’t be surprised, I mean, look at how flawless this mess has made me." Miri said lightly, bringing a hand up to rub at her jaw, lips twisted into a small smirk. She was glad she’d run into one of the more interesting people at the school, she had been curious as to how everyone would turn out in the after effects of the spell - and well, Thane was a surprise.

Thane raised his eyebrows before frowning them. "You're a dude. I'm not gonna comment on that." he said and looked away. In fact, he hadn't exactly been too positive about this change but he had to say- he would do himself if he could as his usual self. "Besides, I'm hot as hell." he mumbled.

Miri grinned at the exasperation in the other’s tone, rather pleased she’d recognized Thane the second he’d opened his mouth - the grump was too familiar, “The one and only! Don’t sound so pleased to see me, people will talk.” She drawled, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh can't you see the glee springing from me? Never been this happy to see you." He said with a fake smile, as if he meant it. In truth he wasn't too fond of Miri, but then again, he'd stopped haiting her right? She was just another of those people around St.Deveraux he couldn't get rid of and a small part of him, well that part was happy.

"Oh my god, you’re even grumpier as a chick. Can’t you even let loose a little bit and have some fun - just for one night?"

Thane turned to the person talking to find a guy he hadn't seen before, but the second he spoke- It could be no one but Miri. Thane raised his eyebrows before groaning. "Miri, seriously?"

Thane rolled his eyes and knew very well that he had been very surprised when he woke up, enough to make himself wonder what had happened and gone and asked one of the teachers. "I was surprised yes, scared- No." he said with a plain straight face. No way he was going to give Leah the satisfaction of this.