lucky ducky

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

Uh fine I guess its kinda how I was born it was meant to be.

“Right… You wouldn’t know any different… A-And you can eat whatever you want, right? No repercussions?”

Anyone can ... besides people with allergies? Well and poison

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

Uh fine I guess its kinda how I was born it was meant to be.

“Right… You wouldn’t know any different… A-And you can eat whatever you want, right? No repercussions?”

Anyone can ... besides people with allergies? Well and poison

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

Uh fine I guess its kinda how I was born it was meant to be.

“Right… You wouldn’t know any different… A-And you can eat whatever you want, right? No repercussions?”

Anyone can ... besides people with allergies? Well and poison

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

Uh fine I guess its kinda how I was born it was meant to be.

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

“…hm…” *Hed have to think about that* “you been swimming?”

Yeah we have been. Its been a while lil H

“It has…lil H? I forget that was the nickname.”

“…” *He frowns embarrassed* “yes…yes I have thank you for reminding me…”

“Not personally but yes you could say so.”

So do we know what it is yet

“It’s a baby girl! She’s actually coming pretty soon by what the doctor thinks.”

Aw bet she's gonna be the cutest who's the other parent

“Cain Kilroy! My man well not my only on but it’s a pet name for him.”

Oh thats adorable lil H

“Yeah? I’m so excited!”

Well im very proud of you

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“…hm…” *Hed have to think about that* “you been swimming?”

Yeah we have been. Its been a while lil H

“It has…lil H? I forget that was the nickname.”

“…” *He frowns embarrassed* “yes…yes I have thank you for reminding me…”

“Not personally but yes you could say so.”

So do we know what it is yet

“It’s a baby girl! She’s actually coming pretty soon by what the doctor thinks.”

Aw bet she's gonna be the cutest who's the other parent

“Cain Kilroy! My man well not my only on but it’s a pet name for him.”

Oh thats adorable lil H