sugar baby

“it’s been a long time i’m a changed man maybe it’s time for you to see it as well.”

“i’m not interested.”

“oh come on a good dinner out, time to catch up and maybe you can see that i’m an amazing person.”

“you had your turn to prove that in the past. i didn’t see it then, doubt i’ll see it now.”

“i’m the hoe alright, i’m chill with that. i ain’t asking to jump between your legs i’m asking for a friendly night out or in. your call. alex wouldn’t mind i’m positive.”

“we’re not having any kind of night together, rafa. friendly or otherwise.”

“we actually broke up couple of days ago. cruel right? it’s better off like this. so dinner?”

“so? you still dated her, and i’m not going to go to dinner with you. bros before hoes, and just in case you’re not catching on, you’re the hoe.”

“hey i’m an ass only when i have to be. i’m being wise about it, ya know. let me buy you dinner.”

“don’t try to get me caught up, rafa. you know i’m cool with alex. ain’t y’all still fooling around?”

“how would i look like an ass dressed up as a cute reindeer?”

“i’m sure if anyone can make it happen, it’s you.”

“i’m just trying to decide if i’m going to feel festive this year or nah. so should i dress up as rudolf the rednosed reinderr or not?”

“if you want to make yourself look like an ass, then yeah. go for it.”

“i just think christmas is overrated and shit y’know? just an excuse for people to buy shit and eat a lot. but don’t we all like that after all? i confused myself.”

“you confused yourself with your own nonsense. that’s not surprising.”

shane: i dont remember her name haha shane: i just know she was super drunk  shane: so it was sloppy as fuck

camilla: sloppy as fuck doesn’t necessarily mean bad all the time