america's sweetheart

“Would you just drop my age and go out with me? I’m sixteen yes, but my mind’s of an eighteen year old! It’s perfectly legal.”

Whatever, T. I think you’re into something or… just a lack of sleep? Shit. I can’t think well tonight.

Lack of sleep? Please. Okay, maybe, we all know I'm a borderline coffee addict, but still. Why? What's got your mind like scrambled eggs with cheese?

True love is real! Christmas is the best time of the year. I just bought a huge box of hot cocoa and old movies. 

Yay, true love! And hell yeah, hot cocoa!

Maybe she was giving him a little treat? 

...Oh, ew. Are you implying what I think you're implying?

I just hope it’s not becase she had a pregnancy test and they’re getting married because of that.

You know, I never understood that. Like, why people think they have to get married because of a kid. Like, you don't have to.

Oh I know exactly what she was doing. But if you couldn’t figure it out then you might be too innocent to know yourself. Damn, I was so close.

Oh, please, I'm not that innocent. I've been to like, second base. And if you peek, you're automatically on the naughty list, you nerd.

That’s classy. 

Sarcasm?

Such a… horrible place to propose.

Right? I'm sure there's some sort of reasoning behind it, though.

Like, today?

No, like, they met each other in that bathroom, and that's why she proposed there.