Texts from Shermer High

I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest

I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!

sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk

writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.

I think my nap took me to another dimension

I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.

'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.

All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.

I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.

What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?

He needs to stop being a pussy about it.

you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity

I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.

We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.

Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out

you srsly need to quit going to that bar