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Rigger: Can I add a self destruct mechanism to this drone?

GM: Yeah, but that would enter into over modding rules.

Rigger: It won’t cost mod slots if I just duct tape a grenade on!

#tech #long-suffering GMs #the pink mohawk guide to stealth #submission #and then what #like a string?

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"Decker"

GM: Okay, Duke successfully jumps into the car and lands on Titus’s lap. Titus, make a perception check.

(Rolls, passes)

GM: You notice that the letters on Duke’s deck are running off it. Also, you notice that Duke’s deck is actually a pizza box with ‘IS REAL DECK’ written on it.

Titus the Street Sam: Guys, I’m no decker, but I don’t think this is normal.

#poorly socialized mercenaries #the pink mohawk guide to stealth #submission

1 year!

textsfromlastshadowrun turned a year old today! Some of you are probably aware that I’ve been livetweeting our game on Friday nights for longer than that, but I don’t get an unsolicited email reminder for that, so... happy birthday us!

Our game’s on hiatus at the moment, set to begin anew with fresh characters in a few weeks, so this seems like the perfect time to mention we accept submissions!

#mod post #blog birthday

The Spirit of Seattle: Hey I just met you, this is crazy, I'm a city, call me maybe?

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun

We need the rat shaman. We needs rats in every pants.

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #the pink mohawk guide to stealth #RATS IN EVERY PANTS

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Rigger: He's like, 'I hate you'...

Shaman: I thought that was just his resting GM face.

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #long-suffering GMs #poorly socialized mercenaries

When somebody asks if it's on your character sheet, you say YES.

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #rpg

Cybork: Alright team, hold my beer, watch this.

*ignites sewer claymore*

*vaporizes street*

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #alcohol mention #the pink mohawk guide to stealth

GM: The truck falls over-

Thief: Like a turtle?

GM: No... like a truck...

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #long-suffering GMs #poorly socialized mercenaries

NO. NO AMIGARA FAULT REFERENCES AT THE TABLE. NOOOOOOOO.

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #amigara fault tw #poorly socialized mercenaries #I need a squirt gun or something

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Rigger: When asshole's on fire, shits gonna get real.

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #poorly socialized mercenaries

Wolf Shamans: Look, assholes on flying ghost bikes! Ah'm gonna WRASSLE IT!

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #the pink mohawk guide to stealth

I just like that 'the guy with the ants' is ambiguous...

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun

...As the chicken is sucked away into the air elemental, it makes a startled noise as if suddenly remembering it is a flightless bird.

#shadowrun #shadowrun: fate #chickens keep happening

DON'T TEASE THE GM WHILE HE'S TELLING ME HOW GREAT MY BOMB WAS!

Cybork demo expert

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun #that's fair

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I just weaponized a sewer system!

our cybork/demo expert

#shadowrun: fate #shadowrun

GM: Don't argue with the recap, it's canon now.

#shadowrun #shadowrun: fate #long-suffering GMs #this comes up a lot

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