Texts from Cedreitia, or: when Sock hit a new low

(715): All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever

(615): Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

(701): i want to fuck (320): ? (701): it's pretty self explanatory

(585): i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject

(803): I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

(240): I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

(479): I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.

(917): Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY

(661): I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it

(425): We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.

(240): I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.

(734): Omg the world wants us to be better people (541): I refuse

(860): I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes

(843): Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.

(330): It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.

(602): I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.

(203): How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church