Awesome 👏

Dear lord!

@advanced-procrastination iM

drift compatible

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure

At this point its not even considered a bug anymore . Its a feature

reblog if alucard is trans

minecraft fans said fuck notch

the whole mutual thing is really overhyped on this site. sometimes interests don’t match up and that’s the only reason why there isn’t a mutual following. if you’re a regular in my inbox or my notifications, i have visited your blog before. if i didn’t want you around for any reason, you would be blocked. so yeah. you can spam my notes and/or talk with me (and possibly become my friend) even if i’m not following you back. no worries.

A Nord, an Altmer, and a Dunmer make the pilgrimage to High Hrothgar.  Once at the top, the Nord and Dunmer start arguing about Azura and Talos as primary deities.  Finally, the Dunmer says, “I will jump, and by Azura’s will I will be blown back up to safety.”  The Dunmer jumps, and of course, splats on the side of the mountain.  The Altmer says to the Nord, “Such devotion is an admirable quality.  Will you show the same devotion to Talos?”  To which the Nord replies, “Sure,” and throws the Altmer off the mountain.

White Sands, New Mexico