shane, with his pants up to his armpits: YA’LL JUST HATE ME CAUSE IM COOL
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shane, with his pants up to his armpits: YA’LL JUST HATE ME CAUSE IM COOL

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it's time to stop andii
i’ve never talked about his sweet dance skills either.
fearsworn replied to your post: #i just noticed his pants are up… so high…… ...
I never realised how high they were bc I was too busy lookin at those SOCKS
bet you also didnt notice the dog is going to the bathroom behind him.
#i just noticed his pants are up... so high...... @informaticn
Jon Bernthal in The Class S01EP09 → The Class Gives Thanks

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like shane kept doing a bunch of shit growing up. even talked about how he slept with a teacher ?? the whole putting the one teacher ( or principal i cannot remember ) car into a chicken coop after stealing the car and made a joke about what kind of car it was. he probably got into so much shit too and then he decided im going to be a cop. like, i dont think shane ever hurt anyone besides maybe the occasional fights but that man was like YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS GOOD ?? GIVING ME A BADGE AND A GUN.
I’m trying to put some distance. I’m trying to make this easier. This ain’t easy on any of us, least of all me. 😭💔
Shane was such a choatic guy who grew up to be even more chaotic but with a badge.
‘ i don’t think you’ve ever been well behaved. ‘ it explains well why they have snuck off away from everyone. didn’t hear him complaining as he followed her off into the bush. felt like he was young again sneaking off to kiss the pretty girl behind school again. skipping his classes. except this time he was with the most beautiful woman. he leans down to press a kiss to her chest. eyes turning up to look at her. ‘ behave this one time,hm ? ‘ he asks in a low tone. moving down her body more. hands touching at her sides, sliding down to her hips. before back up to lift her shirt over her stomach. ‘ i could eat you up Tasha. ‘ taking in a deep breath, its shaky. pressing soft kisses against soft skin. ‘ eat you whole.. ‘
HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE; ACCEPTING @informaticn said: ‘ i seldom am well behaved . ’
( * & . — THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE SENTENCE STARTERS
* warning : may contain spoilers for episodes one through ten .
‘ if you were me , you wouldn’t be such a fucking asshole . ’
‘ the world out there has teeth and it is hungry and it is stupid and it eats and eats mindlessly . ’
‘ you listen to your gut . even if it makes them hate you . ’
‘ i am a dream and so are you and so are we . ’
‘ you are a looker , aren’t you ? ’
‘ honey , someone’s in the house . ’
‘ i’m dreaming , right ? ’
‘ i just need a little time away . it’s nothing more than that . ’
‘ you’re saying it was an accident , so you accidentally put your hand through a mirror ? ’
‘ i’m scared . that’s all i am . there is nothing else . i’m only scared . ’
‘ do you think there’s something wrong with me ? like , really wrong ? ’
‘ it’s alright , sugar . it’s just a dream — just a screaming meemie . ’
‘ we yield to it or we fight it , but we cannot meet it halfway . ’
‘ i seldom am well behaved . ’
‘ i enjoyed the conversation , but i’m gonna say goodnight . ’
‘ did you just punch me in the boob ? ’
‘ just enjoy me . i’m loving you . ’
‘ i wouldn’t have changed a thing . i need you to know that . ’
‘ forgiveness is warm like a tear on a cheek . ’
‘ i loved you completely and you loved me the same . ’
‘ that’s all . the rest is confetti . ’
‘ forgive a girl for being lonely . ’
‘ there’s nothing sadder than a cold bed . ’
‘ journey’s end when lovers meet . ’
‘ journeys don’t end , not if you love someone . they don’t end at all . ’
‘ probably best you didn’t say anything to them . ’
‘ i’m asking you to love me hard for the next few minutes . ’
‘ i’m gonna jump and i’m asking you to hold my hand while i’m falling . ’
‘ i have something that i have to tell you , but i need you to remember when i do that i love you . ’
‘ i wish i would’ve loved you better . ’
‘ pandas don’t like macaroni . ’
‘ i’m just floating in this ocean of nothing and i wonder if this is it , this is what death is . ’
‘ i wonder if this is what death is , just out there in the darkness , just darkness and numbness and alone . ’
‘ i wondered if that’s what they felt , just numb and nothing and alone . ’
‘ he was a light in the darkness . he was a life preserver in the ocean . ’
‘ i reached for him because i had to feel something . i had to feel anything . ’
‘ god , i’m so glad i did it though . thank god it worked . ’
‘ i felt scared . so fucking scared . ’
‘ honestly i had to do it because it felt better than feeling nothing . ’
‘ that thorough fucking shame was so much better than that horrible empty feeling . ’
‘ you have to live . ’
‘ i don’t — i don’t know how to do this without you . ’
‘ i learned a secret : there is no without . i am not gone . i am scattered into so many pieces , sprinkled on your life like new snow . ’
‘ when we die , we turn into stories and every time someone tells one of those stories it’s like we’re still here . ’
‘ we’re all stories in the end . ’
‘ you’re supposed to protect me , but you say the meanest things to me when i try to tell you things . ’
‘ that was really wild stuff . ’
‘ that was really wild stuff considering you were asleep for , what , like… ninety-nine percent of it ? ’
‘ i’m sorry . i should have made more of an effort with you . ’
‘ you tried the best that you could . i should’ve met you halfway . ’
‘ people fuck up . i guess you don’t get that — you really don’t get it until you fuck up . really fuck up . ’
‘ i felt… nothing . just nothing . and it spread everywhere in me , this nothing , until i couldn’t feel anything anymore . i was just this dark , empty black hole . ’
‘ i felt nothing and so i drank and i drank and nothing worked . i couldn’t feel anything . ’

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“ HEY MA WE GOT CHICKEN OR WHAT ? MA! “ best line ever.
@informaticn
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informaticn:
❛ Pretty sure doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in your statement there —— ESPECIALLY not with so much at stake. ❜
‘ do i look like someone who would be so bold as to lie to you about that ? no, i swear i did it last time. it is your turn. ‘

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‘ hey--- hey, wanna know somethin’ ? i think it’s your turn to change her. not me, pretty sure i did it last time. ‘
@informaticn gets a shocker.
pecks.