none of you are free of sin

imagine you find connoreatspants in your house, he is eating all your food. you are unbothered, as this a completely normal occurrence.

imagine the entire smp becomes jack manifold

imagine you want to play a game, but god said sapnap hot

Imagine you are in a plane with Wilbur Soot, except it’s not the kind he has a license for. He fucking crashes into a mountain and you die.

Imagine you are dumpster diving and you find Philza Minecraft

Imagine sitting in silence when suddenly Eret says, unprompted, "I would like to sleep in a coffin."

Imagine you are Karl Jacobs and there is an earthquake.

Imagine talking with Eret and he just looks at you dead in the eyes and says, "I would kill a Victorian child."

Imagine you are hanging out with the Dream SMP, and Wilbur asks if Bad has cake, and Eret answers "Of course Bad has cake, he eats so many muffins."