Good sex Good weed = Good Living

Ask away

Perfect wife

I need her body in so many ways

😍

reblog if you're low-key nasty af

Guilty

Bruh

wth

I went on a blind date with her a few years ago. After my initial shock at her condition wore off, we hit it off and started having a great time. One thing led to another, and things started getting pretty heated, but I didn’t know how to proceed. It was a nice warm night, so she suggested we visit a tree she knew about that fit her very well. I put her in the tree, removed her clothing and we had great sex got over an hour; she wore me out! We had lost track of time, and it was very late; I hastily put her clothes partially on her and rushed her home (she lived with her parents). As I wheeled her onto the porch, the door flew open and her father was standing there, looking at his partially-clad daughter with a shocked expression on his face. As I stammered out a lame excuse, he began to weep, eventually hugging me to him and patting me on the back and thanking me as he sobbed. I was stunned, until he whispered in my ear; “The last guy LEFT HER HANGING IN THE TREE!”

Nowhere else on the net can I get this shit.

Nowhere else has the guts to say anything.

What the fuck

I have a wild ass comment that I'm going to keep to myself (mostly) but if definitely seen a disabled shorty with the wobbly legs ride dick into the sunset. They be fucking FUCKING

I can’t believe there’s an even wilder development to this I want to scream

none of us will see heaven

What the fuck?

Not family related, but you need this in your life 😂😂😂😂

Nice. She obviously loves to tease.