send help please

-there's so much mold.

-rotten flowers have the most disgusting smell

-a solid 60% of my time is spend watering the plants in the store

-if your store is right next to 3 bars you will be cleaning vomit from the entrance at 8am on a Monday (speaking from personal experience)

-men in suits who are in a rush are the rudest people you'll ever meet (although I think that's universal and not flower shop exclusive)

-flower stems get really slimy after standing in water for a few days

-just a fact: yes we read the cards that you send with the flowers

-no I will not forget the time I had to write a thank you note for a "great blowjob"