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aries: manipulative god complexes, shouldn’t be in control but always is somehow, is cool and chill outwardly but is a huge asshole in reality taurus: loves food and sleep, really messy, really sweet but will fuck you up if you push them over the edge gemini: probably some of the best people you’ll ever meet but have fucked up pasts cancer:super cool, probably always high, kind of everyone’s life goals but is probably really fucked up emotionally leo: rlly chill, always excited, texts in all caps, very gay, probably your lowkey crush virgo: a lot of social anxiety, is a pretty cool friend but is v sensitive and makes drama/fights out of everything libra: i’ve never met a libra idk anything abt them they’re probably myths scorpio: pretends to be evil but is really just overly emotional band trash, still emo in 2015  sagittarius: always spouting philosophical bullshit, likes video games and coffee, really loyal friends capricorn: always starting drama, can be really happy one minute and really mad the next, you always feel like you’re learning more about them every day aquarius: perfect hair, viewed as a sex god, likes all time low pisces: really quiet until you get to know them, v chill and v sad, probably should be being cuddled all the time