Shanghai

[text] Ooo! Human torch!

[text] Because im too hot to handle?

"Teddy, if you want to come and see the kids, you’re always welcome. Just don’t overload them with sweets and we’re all good."

"But im like a fantastic cook! Fine...if I make healthy cookies can I give it to them?"

"Kid. One more kid. I won’t need a nanny, for two kids, Teddy."

"How about a manny then? I love kids"

[text] Maybe Spidey?

[text] But that covers my faaaaace

"More kids? Bray, soon youre going to need a nanny! Or at least an extra pair of hands"

[text] Ooo oooo superheroes!!!!

[text] My butt looks fab

[text] well... What superhero will make my butt look fab?

[text] I’m going as Quicksilver from X-Men. Spandex haha

[text] Ooo oooo superheroes!!!!

[text] You have to see my Halloween costume!

Skype Call

There was hardly a wedding at all, really. I didn’t have a person of honor, neither did he. Our dog was the ring bearer.

"Welll....Well...I am still very offended hun!"

Skype Call

"That’s!….great? Why Alaska?"

Foooor my honeymoon…

"And I wasnt your person of honor why?!"

"You think some girl can do it better then me?…well that would be true."

"See! And I like the stories she tells me!" 

"I have better ones!"

"You get your brows done? Oh Hun, you could just buy me a coffee and I’d do it for you."

"My gurl Sue has been hooking me up since I first came to New York so no thanks." 

"You think some girl can do it better then me?...well that would be true."

"I swear I will cut a bitch if it isn’t. For how much money I spend there, I deserve a cup"

"I know right? It’s like my entire check goes towards Starbucks and getting my eyebrows done." 

"You get your brows done? Oh Hun, you could just buy me a coffee and I'd do it for you."

"Im nervous to ask hun"

I am in Alaska!

"That's!....great? Why Alaska?"

"Im nervous to ask hun"

"I swear I will cut a bitch if it isn't. For how much money I spend there, I deserve a cup"