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matte lipstick: sucks every ounce of moisture out your lips

lip gloss: betrays you when the wind starts blowing hair in your face

chapstick: your boring ass best friend that will always have your back

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ithelpstodream

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

timeaway

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

bodyglitter

calemor

@explainingthejoke?

explainingthejoke

The image is of two tweets.

The first one includes a selfie of a person sitting in a car. It’s captioned: y’all my man is so cute, look at the selfie he just sent me

The second is by a person named Annie, who says in reply to the first tweet, Your man just asked me if I’m ok

This is a reference to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” In that song, Michael repeatedly asks someone named Annie if they’re okay. This Twitter user named Annie is joking that the person in the selfie looks like Michael Jackson.

He kind of does.

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anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

straightboyfriend

true story 100% real not lie (not fake all real)

i was on a boat in the middle of the ocean & a shark kink shamed me so i punched it & all the fish cheered me on & clapped

dlubes

this is true i was one of the fish

210pm

im the shark kink

dankasauruswrex

tastefullyoffensive

Plot twist. (via Jonny_Wags)

heckifiknowcomics

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mental illness in a nutshell

literally anyone: are you ok?

me: you mean like your standards ok or my standards ok

tunte

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*

them: that doesn't sound healthy

me: yeah lol

me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*

me: why the fuck

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

gore-may-cupcake-deactivated202

Hey demons it’s me, ya boi

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leftboob-enthusiast

These are my new earrings I got today and I’m going to wear them at work for some subtle fuck off vibes

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