Life Is Ghetto

Leaving high-school for college is like having one card left in uno and the a guy drops the +4 on you

When I was in college, one of my professors said, “We write because we don’t feel like we belong in this world, and want to create a place for ourselves on paper” and honestly I’ve never heard something so relatable since I took that class

I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

Mars is just a really expensive expansion pack to ‘Earth’ that keeps getting its release delayed and making more and more promos

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

If you accidentally found the Fountain of Youth, you likely wouldn’t realize it for at least 5 years (source)

Someone decided to make dyslexia hard to spell. (source)

*blows a kiss at the sky* For the Vulcans watching us, waiting to see when we’re warp capable

BPD stands for Bitch, Please Don’t.

my blog is a reflection of how I want my life to look one day

My blog is a messy compilation of everything I can't put on Facebook.

Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.