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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
I read in Finland they give you a doctoral sword for your PHD.
Dr. Lokken is Norwegian but I headcanon she got her phd in Finland with a badass sword.
Grace would definitively want one! ✨
a "hebrew" is a drink for men
Happy (?) barricade day!!
This is a last minute art piece😭😭idk if it counts as one, I'm not sure if I liked it or not in the end, but I wanted to make something.
When I have proper time in my hands I shall compensate
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this is the core of why some women defend beauty standards - if they’re deconstructed even a little they have to face how much money/time they’ve sunk into them. it also exposes how untrue “i did it for myself” really is - if that was true, you wouldn’t be upset that other bodies are being uplifted
They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
obsessed w this person in the replies
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
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going buckwild with my new highlighter pack ✨
they said we need more gay ppl to serve, SLAY
funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.
i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no
Beach Filler Episode TWO: HELL LAKE DAY EDITION
(Husk's Ricard hat and Alastor's Cochonou's hat are Very Important and Canon source: I said so)
(Heaven Beach Filler Episode)
Boomer/Generation X women who married abusive husbands to escape their toxic families, guess what your insecure high-functioning mentally-ill daughters are doing?
Getting together with baby boys boyfriends that can't do shit, have 0 initiative and take them for granted. Some have ADHD and depression and make no efforts to accommodate themselves, so it's all up to their cptsd loving partners whose love language is acts of service. It all goes round and round until your daughters burn out and their boyfriends still don't do shit to support or accommodate back.
But at least she doesn't get beaten anymore, right?
I'm saying all of this because i'm the friend of those daughters and I have to watch them fall through the window of their burning house, pick the glass shards out of their skin, and go back inside. This cycle runs over and over again for years. Then they start making kids, and we can only hope That somehow wakes the boyfriend's ass up into being fucking decent.
But at least they won't beat the kid, right? Maybe not. They'll just do fucking nothing to support their partners, who have to go through maternity while keeping their entire lives afloat.
Isn't it crazy how one can both drown and burn at the same time? I'm in no way trying to blame the mothers, I just want to warn them, and warn my own generation. That transgenerational fear of being alone that makes these women stay in miserable relationships must end, like, please, I'm fucking begging. Teach your daughters to love themselves first so they don't end up wiping the asses of their boyfriends for their entire lives. Self-respect, self-acceptance, self-ambition, self-care, self-importance, self-fucking-everything. Teach your daughters that their lives are theirs. I'm so done and mad. Teaching your fucking boys to not be fucking selfish bastards is also a must, but that's enough of a rant for today.
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Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!
Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?
Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!
Chi-Fu: SHE'S A WOMAN LI SHANG!
Mulan: Look-
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!
[One convoluted, chaotic explanation later]
Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.
Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.
Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.
Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?
Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.
Shang: are women better at fighting than us.
Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.
Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.
Chien Po: Real shortage of men.
Ling: Lots of women, though.
Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.
Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.
Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.
Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?
Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.
Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?
Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?
BONUS:
Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].
Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.
Mulan: Thanks, Chien Po.
in france we love telling you that it's shoved up your ass but i like to add my own spin to it and may, sometimes, tell you that it's up mine's
