Tea Party Cat

Donald Trump: “When I’m president, my administration will charge all 3 million American Muslims as co-conspirators in the Orlando shooting, including Muslim-in-Chief Obama.”

Donald Trump: “I could stop Islamic terrorism by killing all billion Muslims tomorrow, but Obama won’t step aside and let me lead. Selfish!”

BREAKING: Thoughts and prayers solve gun violence once and for all, thus rendering gun control unnecessary.

Nobody is better at “telling it like it is” than Donald Trump reading from a teleprompter.

OF COURSE Paul Ryan has to support Trump, despite the racism. Ryan is a Republican, he was BORN THAT WAY, so he can’t just choose who he supports.

RIGGED!!! Hillary Clinton rigged the Democratic primary by getting 12,989,134 corporate shills to vote for her. Her voters stole the election!

That awkward moment when GOP elites spend 15 years trying to limit minority and youth voting, and then their own voters choose two unacceptable candidates.

Look, you liberal media fools, Donald Trump is too busy running for president to develop coherent plans for what he’d do once in office.

Donald Trump: "But enough about how Ted Cruz is a liar, let me explain how this video of my campaign manager assaulting a reporter doesn't show what it looks like..."

My religion forbids contraception, so I should not have to pay my employees since they MIGHT use those wages to purchase birth control.

Donald Trump: “Brussels, Lahore. I alone can solve the terrorist problem. And we’ll all be safe. But I can’t reveal any of the details until I’m president.”

That awkward moment when they allow guns at the Republican Convention and tempers flare and then no one’s alive to blame the chaos on Obama.

Donald Trump: “You’re telling me He never dated a model, got crucified, and even after He rose from the dead he still stayed a virgin? Loser!”