━ when he was 12 he would carry a taser and a pepper spray everywhere he goes and would use them whenever someone pisses him off
━ keith, slamming the door shut: ‘I HATE YOU, SHIRO. I NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU. I WISH I HAD A DIFFERENT BROTHER!!’
- keith, 17 minutes later: ‘hey shiro, sorry i said all that stuff. i love you, you’re the coolest big brother. can we order food now’
━ he got suspended once because he accidentally caused a fire and instead of putting it out he threw everything flammable and made the fire bigger
━ keith: ‘shiro, what’s your favourite colour?’
- shiro, happily: ‘black’
- keith: ‘your name means white, though. you don’t make sense, shiro’
━ keith once tried to eat a lighter and when someone asks why it was because he wanted to have fire-breathing powers
━ he joined the baseball team only to have access to the bat and whenever someone annoys him he whacks them with his bat
━ he got a toy sword for his birthday present and he brings it everywhere he goes. sometimes when someone annoys him, he would poke them really hard with it
━ he saw a really cute boy in his class and gained a tiny crush. the first thing he did was challenge him to a sword duel
━ shiro: ‘hey keith, did you take the kitchen knife to show and tell at school today’
━ when keith finally had his drivers license he bought his first motorcycle with his savings and drove around until 9pm
━ his first ever friend beside shiro was matt. they met at the garrison. he and matt would do pranks on iverson and shiro everytime they hang out
━ keith: ‘so like. do you know who lance is’
- matt: ‘lance. lance, lance, lance. oh! oh, you mean lance!’
- keith, grinning: ‘yeah!’
- matt: ‘no, don’t know him’
- keith, immediately pulling out his knife: ‘please die’
━ keith: [bumps into lance] lance: ‘oops, sorry’
- keith, internally: ‘okay, keith. this is your chance. tell him it’s okay and smile. maybe ask him to hang sometime’
- keith, externally: ‘watch your fucking step, asshole’
━ hunk: ‘hi, i’m hunk! you probably don’t know me, but i’m a friend of lance’s? he’s still pretty upset about that one time you elbowed him and you didn’t say sorry’
- keith: ‘i never elbowed him’
- hunk, smiling with tears in his eyes: ‘please just date him’
━ keith: ‘can you move? you’re in my seat’
- lance, obviously pining: ‘why don’t you move! or maybe not- we can- we can sit down together if you want. there’s like. a spot next to me so like. yeah, sit next to me’
- keith, not moving: ‘ok we can sit together but you’re in my seat’
━ lance aced a test once and he was so happy he accidentally hugged keith and keith smiled at him, lance had a whiplash and couldn’t stop thinking about it for 5 whole days
━ he still has the taser and pepper spray and he tasered iverson once and sprayed pepper at matt a couple of times
━ matt: ‘you’re the reason i wear glasses’
- keith: ‘now that’s just uncalled for’
━ keith, seeing pidge for the first time: ‘(internally) who the fuck is this matt cosplayer’
━ keith, unlocking his bayard: ‘damn. kinda wish it was a taser’
- keith, seeing pidge’s bayard works like a taser: ‘(softly) the fuck is this homophobia’
━ keith, laying down on his bed while starring at the ceiling: ‘(thinks about lance) yep. i’m gay’
━ allura found him screaming and being chased by blue who was firing her weapons at him. soon she found out that keith had tried to sneak into blue’s cockpit and find out if lance had feelings for him
━ he goes out to the kitchen at 2am and coran thinks he’s some sort of creature that got into the castle by accident
- coran then sets up a trap. the next morning, keith is hanging upside down. coran finally understood that keith was the one making noises at 2am and not a scary creature
- keith, upside down: ‘i’ve been like this since 2am. someone please put me down’
━ keith: ‘does lance like me’
- allura, visibly annoyed: ‘keith, you’ve been here for the 17th time now. i told you i don’t know’
- keith, walking away: ‘ok, i’ll ask again in a few minutes’
━ accidentally blurts out ‘i love you’ to lance and then immediately runs away from him
━ lance: ‘so. wanna go out sometimes?’
- keith: ‘we’re in space’
- keith, at 4am: ‘(bolting right up) HE WAS ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE’
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