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133. IMAGE. Draw a New-Yorker-style cartoon for the caption “I told them he was half-elephant!".

169. IMAGE. Jared Padelecki does not love Excel Documents. Post one to him on twitter that might change his opinion of Excel.

34. IMAGE. Well done! You've just managed to catch a rare "Popcorn Child Monster" on camera.

18. IMAGE. As you well know, all the actors who work on the CW network collect hand-painted paper-mache models of their own heads. Get one of these actors to post a photo on Twitter or FB of them holding your team's painted paper-mache creation of their likeness. (I understand that what I just wrote was grammatically cumbersome. If you have a hard time understanding what I just wrote, don't be hard on yourself, you're not the only one. Join a support group. Just to be clear the image with the celebrity is the GISHWHES item here, not the support group. The support group is just for you.)

20. IMAGE. Based on the Internet, which is always super reliable and never wrong, each year almost 100,000 people are saved by out-of-hospital CPR in the US alone… from everything from choking on food to heart attacks. Get an online or offline CPR certification. It only takes an hour or two to do it online (Internet search for “online CPR certification”); however, the Interwebs say it’s more thorough if you go into an actual class (among many other organizations, the Red Cross and YMCA’s host classes). Your choice. Submit an image of you holding up your Certificate. Bonus points if you do it with a friend.

176. IMAGE. Try to make yourself look exactly like an iconic local statue (in every detail) and stand next to it.

184. IMAGE. Design a sci-fi movie poster with the stars played by Misha Collins and the Queen of England. You may not use existing altered media images. It must be drawn or painted (digitally painted is acceptable).

28. IMAGE. Stage a mini-newspaper boat regatta in a public fountain with at least four competing vessels. We must see intense competitiveness and gambling.

141. IMAGE. A museum-quality installation exhibition of the dishware in your cupboard. Artist Statement is NOT optional.

134. IMAGE. You or your pet, in period costume, seated on a Game of Thrones-style kale throne. Make it so good that GOT producers would want it as a marketing poster.