captain of losers

I’d say that I’d commit war crimes for Eva Stratt but she’s doing that all on her own and I’m sitting there saying things like “yippee!” and “woohoo!”

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

My favorite part about this gif set is it’s not even close to all of the times this happens

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

for the people asking: top teeth!

op is a crocodile