“Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.” | “I’m having a blast! This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant!” | “I don’t give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!” | “Rise and shine, Adam. You’re probably wondering where you are. I’ll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room that you die in. Up until now, you’ve simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die here today, Adam, or do something about it?”

MY FAVE CLASSIC CULT HORROR AS TRADING CARDS (insp.)

Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

An American Werewolf in London (1981) dir. John Landis

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) dir. Wes Craven

The Evil Dead (1981) dir. Sam Raimi

Carrie (1976) dir. Brian de Palma

The Thing (1982) dir. John Carpenter

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

Videodrome (1983) dir. David Cronenberg

Suspiria (1977) dir. Dario Argento