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/movie trailer narrator voice/

IN A WORLD of unforgiving cold and endless ice

[a silver-hair teen: “I love you so much…I want you, Yuuri…” Blue glasses teen: “Oh Vitya…” /Smooching, clothes disappearing, when ZOMBIES BURST IN ON THE GROSS COUPLE/ /Teens run away crying/]

Love and life is dead… ONLY MADNESS REMAINS

[Bald Geezer and Hag with Hair Bun lecturing about practice, then screaming when ZOMBIES SMASH THROUGH DOOR]

From the director of WELCOME TO THE MADNESS and YURI ON DARKNESS comes a movie of awesomeness and kickassery, starring

[cool leather jacket guy barrels through undead horde on a motorbike, super badass guy in tiger shirt jumps off bike, kicks zombies in face]

The Hero of Kazakhstan and The Ice Tiger.

[the Heroes pose and look badass as the Gross Loser Teens and the Old Couple tearfully thank and grovel before them]

5 stars, rates Otabek Altin. Much better than Ice Adolescence, says Puma Tiger Scorpion.

amajiki: one time i was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you

todoroki:

midoriya:

todoroki: what are you doing?

midoriya: cartwheels. am i not doing them?

me:

aizawa: alright eri, show us what you've learned

eri: [panics] F,E,A,B,C,Z-