Smile In Your Sleep

sweatpants that say “SWEATPANTS” on the ass

Sweatpants that say “BOOTY SHORTS” on the ass and have appropriately placed dashed lines indicating where to cut.

You’re either public property or completely invisible.

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

^^^^