The Talking Sword

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[ID] A full color drawing of Duck Newton, shown from the knees up, an unimpressed, tired look on his face and his hands in his pockets. Duck is a chubby human man with pale skin and short brown hair, with some slight scruff on his chin. He’s wearing a tan ranger shirt that tucks into green pants, with suspenders. Around his waist he’s wearing beacon as a belt. Beacon is a flexible sword with a mouth for a guard, the mouth currently acting as a belt buckle. The background is a light yellow. [end ID]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

I'm re-listening to the Mighty Nein and early-campaign Caleb my beloved sopping wet meow meow my pathetic shivering creature my boy my boy my boy how I've missed you