The Talking Sword

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[ID] A full color drawing of Duck Newton, shown from the knees up, an unimpressed, tired look on his face and his hands in his pockets. Duck is a chubby human man with pale skin and short brown hair, with some slight scruff on his chin. He’s wearing a tan ranger shirt that tucks into green pants, with suspenders. Around his waist he’s wearing beacon as a belt. Beacon is a flexible sword with a mouth for a guard, the mouth currently acting as a belt buckle. The background is a light yellow. [end ID]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

I'm re-listening to the Mighty Nein and early-campaign Caleb my beloved sopping wet meow meow my pathetic shivering creature my boy my boy my boy how I've missed you

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.