'Dis thing on or whot?

“Yous’ need somethin’ done lady? Well I’m yer’ man, dependin’ on what it is and how much you’re payin’.”

“Y’ should probably be more clear about what goods yer sellin’ before y’ start sellin’ them. That statement could be… misinterpreted.”

“Well whot’ do ya think I do? I sell filled morgues for a price, meanin’ that I mostly just kill people, ya need someone dead?”

Secret Avengers #2

"Well, I gots ‘dis here guy alls tied up here, and he seems to be strugglin’ to escape, but I gosh told him that if he does I’ll shoots him up. But he ain’t seemin’ to understands this. I sorta kidnapped da guy in front of a whole lotta people, thinkin’ he might be a gang leader or mob boss." From his side he whips the captured guy’s head with the butt of his gun.

Tasky blinks as he stares at the phone, still alittle in shock from the whole ‘Taskmaster two’ deal.”Wait…Let me make sure I got this right…Ya’ kidnapped some random asshole off the street thinkin’ he’s a mob boss….Alright kid…I’m gonna call you kid for now. Kid you gettin’ paid for this? Or did you see a guy in a suit and go ‘hey I can still d’is stupid fuck for all he’s got?’ Aww like I really care…So I gotta know, what’s with this Taskmaster two stuff? Are ya’ like me from some other universe or somethin’?”

"Now how's I gots ta say this? I'm goin' ta get paid for sures if someone puts up missin' posters for the guy. I mean, people are like dogs right? Ya kidnap 'dem and suddenly yous got people payin' for them back. Besides 'dis guy right here's got tats on his arms. Durr, I have ta guess he's part of some kinda click or gang, ya know that stuff. I'm like you, except, fresh of 'da press like some newspaper. Inky and dat new smell."

"Nah man, ‘dis Taskmasta two and i’m bein’ very serious here! Dur, I wouldn’t be jokin’ with ya’ if that’s wut yer thinkin’! Just doin’ the duty of reportin’ fer duy and all dat."

"Taskmaster two? What in God’s name? I-I err Uh I….Duty?…. Y’know what what the hell I’ll bite. So what’s up fellow Tasky in arms?"

"Well, I gots 'dis here guy alls tied up here, and he seems to be strugglin' to escape, but I gosh told him that if he does I'll shoots him up. But he ain't seemin' to understands this. I sorta kidnapped da guy in front of a whole lotta people, thinkin' he might be a gang leader or mob boss." From his side he whips the captured guy's head with the butt of his gun.

"Yo, this is Taskmaster." He blinked before looking at his phone to check the number."Ha Ha very funny….Ok Wade or whoever ya are joke’s over…….Yer bein’ serious aren’tja?"

"Nah man, 'dis Taskmasta two and i'm bein' very serious here! Dur, I wouldn't be jokin' with ya' if that's wut yer thinkin'! Just doin' the duty of reportin' fer duy and all dat."