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when Tevye says Tzeitel and Motel are poor as squirrels but they’re so happy they don’t know how miserable they are. yeah.

I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

The entire plot of every episode of Leverage be like

there are more than enough destroyers in the world today

#he’s too pretty and too smart in this scene #its overwhelming

#and Steve is never really surprised by how shitty people can be #just disappointed #very disappointed #Captain America is very disappointed

“I’m not angry, just disappointed” Steve Rogers, dad extraordinaire