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It's already time to prepare for Gendryamas 2023!

Yet again, we're fast approaching the glorious month of October! The leaves are changing, the air is cooling, hoodies come back into my daily wardrobe, and smut writers everywhere rejoice as Kinktober starts!

As always, we want this to be an event that everyone can be in on. So if you have any suggestions for prompts that you'd like to see, please send them to either myself, @lostinmirkwood , or @welt-verbessererin ! Whenever we sit down to map out Kinktober submitted prompts always take priority! So please send them in! Prompts can be for art, video edits, photo edits, or written works!

The Lady of Storm’s End

*arriving at Storm’s End*

Gendry: Oh god, I can’t do this. I’ll just be miserable and alone forever.

Maester: My Lord, welcome to Storm’s End. Your betrothed arrived two days ago.

Gendry: My what?

Arya, sitting in the Lord’s chair, feet up on the table, listening to petitions: sup

……….

“ She sat in a big wooden chair with her bare feet propped up on a big wooden table, showing off the bare skin of her calves, her black breeches rolled up to her knees. It surely couldn’t be a ladylike way to sit, but he’d be damned if she didn’t look powerful and dangerous, sat in front of hundreds of men in such an insolent pose, and even as blissful reassurance overwhelmed him, he felt a spike of lust for her. “

https://arsenicandfinelace.tumblr.com/post/184876374210/s8-wishlist-49

"Which one are you again? f*ck when were you born?! Are you sure you're not one of Sansa's grandkids? Nah, nah you look like me..." But she loves them all dearly!

It's Gendry who remembers their names and birthdays, he just... can't remember which name and which birthday goes to what kid *squints closely at his grandkid*

Imagine someone insulting their grandchildren or *something* and suddenly, everyone sees Arya draw her sword for the first time *in years* (I still think she'd be actively training herself but, she wouldn't use her *sword sword* for years) Not even her adult children have seen her do that in *years*

I love old Arya. Thank you for letting me make headcannons

Sansa: A sex on the beach, please.

Gendry: Coming right up.

Gendry: And for you?

Arya: Sex on the beach sounds good and I'll drink a beer, please.

the thing about chris is that he will always make sebastian break character

@staff You push your "pick" onto me way too much. I don't care about the stuff you like.