Detective Kirigiri

❝ I apologise for assuming you wake up at a reasonable time. ❞

Not that the time she’d chosen to wake her was that reasonable, but she didn’t consider it too early either. The mention of saving her life did make her realise she’d perhaps gotten too comfortable around Mukuro. It was true, she could probably accidentally kill her one day. She had to keep it in mind and tread slightly more carefully.

Then why not do it in the first place? This seems awfully inessential. 

She says she wants me to do it because she’s treating it like a game. A challenge she set herself. So I set up game-like goals for her. It isn’t essential, but...

   In theory. 

Hm.

Alright, this needs to end.

"Do robots have dicks?" (sorry)

How about how beautiful I am?

Then… what do I have to do? Is it so bad to want to see just once…?

Apparently, according to multiple food-working games I’ve played, perfect customer service results in happy patrons! So I’d like to make people happy in that way?