Tanuki

im basically like if a child only experienced the world through torture and animal cartoons. and everything you can find out about me does in fact link back to these two things

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

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Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head