I went straight to bed. Slept some. Wished someone rubbed my belly.

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

watch out! i'm pointing the Get Fatter Ray right at you!

we need reverse ozempic now more than ever. Drug That Makes You Fat is a vital necessity to millions.

That's 88lbs in four months, or 22lbs a month. This is serious gaining. Blowing up in such a short time is HOT!