Hot Tamz

Caught myself looking over my ShopRite readers on day two of the things, eating his pretzels being all fat and thinking, "Yeah, THIS is what he signed up for, a fat bitch and her grocery store glasses that she found by the tampons."

*taps mic* And uh *mic feedback* *clears throat* ...Again....that last post will seem like a complaint, but it wasn't one, you. It was my way of expressing actual, sincere gratitude, but meeee lettin' meSELF laugh at the idea of gratitude posts. I can do that because too many people post stupid ass grat posts to SEEEEEEM ....uh...."kind"....(RIP to the word 'kind.' OH, and to the word 'literally,' while I'm at it. Shit, GOTTA get my french fry dissertation done.) So you all will just have to accept moi for moi. Wore my readers to type this sheet.

This is life? I'm shopping for grocery store readers eyeglasses as he's down the aisle looking at fiber super green powder mix.

I just walked past my cat as she was perched on my fiance's hamper, looked right at her..actually wait no, I was walking toooowaaarrrds her with eye contact, waved my finger, "B - I-....C - T - ......H.."

Lotsa fools who read that previous entry will take it as a complaint, even though it doesnt say how I feel about life either way. It's a thing people do, most of us are stupid. There, I think that was convincing to your SMOG ASS. At least, that's how I've always heard that line when I hear Angela Bassett teliln' off her white woman love cheatin ass husband in Waiting to Exhale.

WHYYYy didnt I try this site sooner???

Oohhh!! That's pretty cool. I can do this FOR MEEEEE. ! Yeah, right for "myself, 'just shut up. Shit, I keep losing my train of thought. These glasses, I dont like the progressive lenses and these frames were a mistake. This is fun, just recording thoughts and ideas. I can do it all I want. I drank a social type of soda haha. Man, it kicks wine's ass sometimes! And the two together, welllll that's just a special fun. Just the soda alone is good, though. Tonite's flava: Passionfruit. WHOA a green popup just showed up all bright 'DRAFT SAVED! ' or some shit. Scared the hell outta me, like Mystique exhaling in my ear, behind me on the back of the couch. Shit sounded like a burst steampipe. Hell, bitch tried to gimme a heart atta - okOK AY there it was again!! "DRAFT SAVED', just cut it out!!!!!!!! Dont need the heart attaches, not a typo, bye, bish.

The hell is this.