An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire | Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire Versions Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aogiri | Archie/Matsubusa | Maxie Characters: Aogiri | Archie, Matsubusa | Maxie, Higana | Zinnia Additional Tags: Crack, Not Beta Read, lots of refrigerators, ikea mentioned, Home Depot, Lowes Summary:
For he’s so much more than a man who sells hardware–yes, that is how it goes–he’s a researcher at heart, a man of science, a man who is going to shake this very world to its core and springboard humanity’s development in such a way that no one, no one can look back! He’s going to make advancements his predecessors couldn’t dream of making in his limited years–
This is a lie. He’s still working at Home Depot.
Or: Maxie works at home depot. Archie works at Lowes. Refrigerators ensue.
