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So, while visiting Jubilee and the X-Men in New York, High Roller accidentally got caught between New York's Finest (superhero hero team) and one of their villains, The Living Laser.

Quips were said, punches were thrown, lessons weren't learned, and long story short, Living Laser blew High Roller up. HR survived, but his suit certainly did not.

Wanting payback against the glorified glow stick, High Roller officialy offered his services, but didn't have a spare suit on hand (rookie move) luckily Daredevil still had some gear from his first team.

Behold, my universe's Bombastic Bag Man:

..if you "accidentally" read someone's mind you take whatever you saw to hour arave. No matter how serious or not serious the secret is, it was not yours to know

Best case scenario, you get a rumor spread about you every June 1st for the rest of your life

Got Your Back

Context: The High Rolling Spider-Man got caught in a fight between Ant Man & The Wasp and got his with Ant Man's chibi shrink ray.

"I've never been a bia fan of the holidavs. I don't hate 'em, none of the ba humbug crap, it's just...not for me."

"And credit to Sofia and Mason and everyone for trying to include me every year. I love and appreciate all of 'em, but I know l'm just bringing down the mood."

"That's whv I'm better off on the streets, hand delivering criminals coal on Christmas Eve."

"And you know what really pisses me off? When I get these goons by the collar and beg and plead: "please, I got a family!" or "I'm just do'n this for my kid!"

"Any other night, mavbe I'd aive 'em the beneft of the doubt, any other night. But on Christmas Eve?

"You're okay with vour kids thinking it's Santa knocking at the door only to find a cop!"

"You're tellin' me that you're okay with the thought of your kids waking up in the morning missing a parent?"

"If your kids were so god damn important, you'd be there with them, not trapped here with ME!

"If anything, I'm doing 'em a favor! The gift of removing a bum ass deadweight from their lives! Who does nothing but draggs his problems with him everywhere he goes!"

"..kids deserve a Merry Christmas, as many as they can before they learn how the world really is. Before they learn how sad and cruel people can grow up to become."

"...it's not fair..."

This short story was inspired by the Holiday Hunter suit for The High Rolling Spider-Man.

Also, I can understand why the holiday's can be a hard time for some people. While it may not mean much, I hope you know that you belong somewhere.

You will always have a seat at someone's table and they will love and accept you as if you were family.

Long time, no see!

Been working on some fanfiction stuff, top of the list is everyone's favorite vigilante, The High Rolling Spider-Man!

Got a lot of art in the pipeline, but felt especially good about The Lizard.

Also known as Dr. Curt Conners (I didn't spell it wrong, it's how it's spelled in this universe), he used to be a renowned scientist turned beloved high-school teacher.

However, after the Atlantian Invasion took his son's legs, Conners drowned himself in trying to find a way to fix his son through Lizard DNA.

and he did, no side affects, no giant monster, just a formula that can perfectly grow & regrow limbs.

Buuuuut, what if his son got hurt again, what if he lost more that just his legs, what about his wife, his students, his friends.

A few tweaks later, and now he's a 20ft tall lizard monster, and what sanity he had left is slowly being lost to his new formula.

His mission is simple, fix humanity by turning them into lizard people. Luckily, the genius scientists at OckTech are more than happy to "help" with his research. As long as he helps them with a "spider problem."