FutureCliveBarker

When TURBO OF ALL PEOPLE SAYS THIS?!?!?!!

Not to be a Mexican killjoy but if you’re white and you make ICE/MAGA/deportation/racist jokes about wattpad users I’m gonna assume all it would take is the right bit of propaganda to make you support ICE irl. What’s funny about ICE to you huh? You’re invoking our biggest fears because you’re inconvenienced. Yes thank you I’d like a side of screaming nightmares with my fanfic.

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We can all agree that Gooseberry had subliminal messages in her show to brainwash kids, but what about sending them decoder rings and secret codes to them? I mean, she was already sending them her dental drops through the mail, and I think stuff like kids decoding secret message got popular from early radio show.

yall ever think about how mother gooseberry is considered one of the most dangerous prime assets in the roster and she was a dental assistant / tv show host. like her competition is the policeman, a mafia hitman, the buffalo minotaur, and the russian joan of arc who all had like huge body counts before they were taken to sinyala. and she’s considered equally at their level if not higher. the dental assistant. with a tv show. for children. whose main interests are taxidermy and puppets. that’s the one everyone is scared of and/or attracted to. that’s crazy. she’s kind of my everything tbh

Sometimes I’m stressing over dumb shit and my brain goes to the Gooseberry line where she says “it’s just a game, everyone is having fun” and I feel better for some reason

I feel like Dr. Futterman the goose puppet/overall mascot was meant to pay positive homage to Gooseberry’s father in her eyes. Like adding what she deemed to be positive traits of her dad and trying to get his approval bc it’s implied that he disapproved of Phylis’ career path.

Outlast trials headcannon

it's fascinating to me that gooseberry and her collective are so particular about dental hygiene and the state of your teeth, naturally as dentists, but have some of the most wickedly crooked teeth of the prime lineup.

Mother Gooseberry sketch page 🪿

i know it's supposed to be funny but i hate when a gooseberry fic makes the reader or the asset she's being paired with do some dumb shit like put a bag on the dr futterman puppet or close his eyes. nigga that's not how that works.