Always Be The Best Version Of Yourself.

Awesome Lifehacks!

@ All my broke followers… I’ve been using the first and last ones on this list to make money while I’m laid up from surgery. I can make like $300-400 a week which isn’t as good as a real job but it’s so easy and convenient for me

No, okay, but I have one of these, and its honestly, like the best thing ever. I played with it so much that I accidentally rubbed it’s eyes off so now it’s blind, but it’s still super cute and I love it.

I have couple of the dongs but does anyone know where I can get the boob?

You can get them here! i got the boob one bc i lowkey relate to it personally 😂

Public service announcement they are on sale

I need twenty of them

“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

me irl

As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.

This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult. 

Why closing your eyes help you remember something better: Source

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SPACE LESBIANS GONNA COLONISE MARS, MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIC UTOPIA <3

SPACE LESBIANS IN SPACE

IN SPAAAAAAAAACE

SPACE! THE LESBIAN FRONTIER!

“These are the gay-ventures of the Starship Lez-terprise”

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.