the elusive anna balushenkiff

WHEN WAS I LIKE THIS??

imo pronouncing yaoi like “ya-o-i” or “ya-oi” is the equivalent to pronouncing karaoke like “kah-rah-oh-ke”. girl it’s been English’d you don’t need to speak in Nipponics- yeah i know your nihongo is muy jouzu but you MUST conform to the linguistic singularity or the empire will disembowel thee

am i going to have to be the one to say i’m mad they missed

hey fuck jimmy carr

does europe have a moon

the decemberists dare to write a song about male prostitutes and everyone's like "oh i've been kidnapped and forced to listen to the perfect crime #2 for 5 hours uninterrupted i crave death" like cassandra just listen to on the bus mall it's a good song

america should have an official pardoner role in office. like i know the president pardons people but i want a Dolly Pardon

desperately want a song that is entirely those little flourishes they put at the end of a song. like the actual song is 30 seconds long and then it’s 3 minutes of “BAAAAA….bum.” and then a little gliss up a glockenspiel. but it’s not over yet, because here comes the fifteenth drum roll. it’s not over. it never ends.

i WILL write the new severance theme and nobody can stop me

dangerouslyfunny, chris hallbeck, and craftyboss are all the same person

what if the word for sandwich was the same as the word for motherfucker and we just had to deal with that

what if at one point I floated away and my ears became indolent masses of lackadaisical madness

mad cow disease is udder madness

are you a smart cookie or an Eclaire with Undeniable Intellect