i don't want no scrubs

Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!

Aries: getting fired for screaming at his boss for eating his sandwich

Taurus: getting stuck in a pair of his own leather pants

Gemini: saying the wrong name at the altar

Cancer: faking a British accent for his first day as a professor, then trying to phase it out, thinking that nobody would notice

Leo: being the only person to raise his hand when Phoebe asked an entire party if anyone liked Ross

Virgo: getting his couch stuck halfway up the stairs of his apartment building, cutting it in half to extract it, then expecting a refund

Libra: flirting with the pizza delivery girl by telling her that he happens to like 8-year-old boys

Scorpio: leaving teeth whitening strips on his teeth for a whole day and scaring his date by glowing in the dark

Sagittarius: his fake tan

Capricorn: trying to kiss his cousin, then defending himself by saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time

Aquarius: holding a fake memorial service for himself and listening through the door as people were mourning

them: gemini :)