Meno vitu Huh Huh

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

everything is that serious but at the same time nothing is that serious

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

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