Meno vitu Huh Huh

let people be wrong about you. let people have their bitter misconceptions. not everyone is considerate, and that can’t be changed.

"oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-" it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

theyre taking me out back and turning me into a 7 minute dance track

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything