he's not dumb, and you're not pretty

“I don’t know how to be in this world without you. I could just end it now. Blow out my stack, make it all go away.”

Long ago and worlds away, there was a young Princess orphaned in a time of war. She was called upon to lead the armies of her kingdom, for there was no other. She was the fiercest of warriors; beloved of her people; unstoppable on the field. She rode out every day and saved her subjects in battle after battle. But every night when the fighting was done, she was alone.

Until one day a peasant boy came looking to join her army. Lonely and angry and fierce as she. For the first time she found that when she strode out to the field to save others there was someone at her side who had come to save her.

Then there came the darkest battle of the war. The princess and her peasant boy stood side by side and vowed that they would be separated by nothing less than death itself. She fell to an enemy sword and died before his eyes. And those who heard the story cried for the death of love.