Shunk Dunkey

The British variant of Mr. Mime is just Ringo Starr.

Showers without bathtubs are just giant urinals you can also wash your body in.

My uncle used to know an ol boy who used to keep rain boots in the back of his pickup truck in case he found a wild goat he’d try to lure ‘em in with chocolate and get their back legs in there with his so they couldn’t get away when he was bangin em.

Stepping out to rip another Pippi Longstocking. BRB, y’all.

Hey y’all, if you’re celebrating the Charlie Kirk shit, go ahead and unfollow me. I ain’t never voted republican but some of y’all are fuckin wilding out. That was a whole fuckin dude with two kids. Them kids gotta grow up without a daddy now. We don’t merc motherfuckers for having different opinions than us. Naw, I didn’t like his ass either. I woulda cussed him out if given the chance. None of that matters now though. Y’all show some respect for the dead now. If you’re incapable of that, go fuck yourself.

I am greasy, I am overcaffeinated, and I would like to be friends. Open the door.

These winds of change can fucking blow me.

*pronounces “Onahole” like “guacamole”*

Guy Futanari

Anything can be port-o-potty if you shit in it and then take it somewhere else.