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ppl on tumblr will claim theyre fans of a piece of media when theyre actually fans of a story & characters they made up in their mind very loosely based on said media

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster

haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art, save me. Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art. Save me, Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art.

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin