I love Gillion Tidestrider

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

As of now, we have not seen pregnancy resulting from two men or two women, so we can theorize that pregnancy only happens in a heterosexual manner.

(The only children being Wilbur from Kristin and Phil, El Rapids from Quackity (in a metaphorical way, not biological), and Foolish from Puffy alone, which I imagine as some kind of godly parthogenesis or simply adoption)

So, Schlatt could have used Tubbo being a sussy double agent as a cover for his heterophobia, which would make it a hate crime.

since biological sex is canonically a concept that has no bearing in minecraft; pregnancy would not be limited to just heterosexual partners.

But as homophobia in real life doesn't only affect gay people, do you really think that Schlatt would take two seconds to consider that this baby was from another man, or that he would jump straight to the conclusion that a guy very close to two straight people would be straight as well?

In this scenario, sexuality doesn't matter, because Schlatt would have performed a crime against someone he perceived to be of a certain sexuality, that sexuality being for him worthy of hatred.

he DID feel betrayed by tubbo for being a spy. tubbo's execution was not a hatecrime. his only hatecrime was against tommy and wilbur. tommy for working with wilbur, and wilbur for "turning straight" (its worth noting that wilbur and schlatt had dated prior to schlatts arrival to the dream smp. most likely in the water rising universe.)

schlatt is gay. schlatt saw himself in tubbo. he psychologically projected himself onto tubbo. he would have no reason to assume that tubbo is straight just because he had two straight friends. it should also be noted that schlatt gave tubbo time off for his pregnancy, so there were no heterophobic misconceptions at this time.

legally it would not be considered a hatecrime against tubbo, because he was a spy and was executed for being one. any claim of heterophobia would be thrown out the window, especially considering that tubbo is not straight.

as always, let's continue to have fun and play nice, and remember to please read the disclaimers before starting ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ☆

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.